Monday, March 23, 2009
I HATE MOSQUITOES$BlogItemTitle$>
Little buggers! Dont know why are there so many lately. It's not like they are as nice looking as their blood sucking relatives right?
I mean if there's a mozzie with the face of Edward (not the one in twilight movie, the one I'd imagined while reading the book) I still dont mind can!
Fcuking bug! There was one that bit me 5 times before I even realised that there was one in my room. Not I thick skin la please, I just put it off as I thought it was my hair that made my leg feel itchy. But no lorhs!
5 times!Finally bth-ed and stared at the spot where I saw the mosquito flew off. Stupidly it flew back to the same spot. Smacked it!
Picked it up by its wings, alive? Good!
Takes scissors and begin to snip of one of it's leg.
Pluck off one of the wing.
Snip off 1/3 of it's nose/mouth (whatever it is lah!)
Snip off the other 5 legs, snip off it's nose/mouth again.
Snip off the whole bugger into two.
And squash it with a tissue!
Flush all it's tweaking remains into the toilet bowl, after peeing of course.
All while cursing it's Father Mother, grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great grandparents , great-great-GREAT grandparents and so on. Serve it right for sucking my blood! NB! If I wanted to waste my blood this way I would have go for blood donation can!
MUAHAHAHA Revenge is sweet (:


















